Dio mi annoio.

I think I'm gonna go break a few hearts on eHarmony or Oasis for while to kill time until Antonio gets back

Great. The mansion has a rat problem.

At least I think it's a rat. Or something fucking massive.
I should really put some of those clothes away. And clear the dishes.

...

Do we even have a vacuum?

Thanks Nonno, for telling me where fuck all is.
I'm going to get lost before I find anything.

I'll do it tomorrow.

Why is it every time I leave the house, someone has to go and almost fucking die. God dammit!
Three times in one week is damn bullshit!

This is why I don't go outside.